Post by Roshi on Feb 11, 2009 17:36:12 GMT -8
REAL, original, crackless crack. this was done prolly after we introduced okemi into the kane thingamajig.
rin is obviously cyan.
roshi (who is rosie again in this) is red.
itachi is purple.
hitoshi (rin's fox) is maroon.
gray is a random fox.
and purple is also riin, another of her foxes, but she only appears for a bit :P
oh, and blue is konan.
i know theres not supposed to be any coraline stuff, but theres just one refrence in it. and a saichi camping one XD and yet another accusation of roshi being insane. it took awhile before she convinced rin that she was perfectly sane.
diolouge
*action*
(thought)
:phone conversation:
and yes, it does leave off suddenly at the end. sorry.
~~~~~~
Ow. Weird.....
?
rin, i could've sworn someone poked me with a pin, but no one's THERE!
it wasn’t me. You’re going insane. Just get over it
No, I’m NOT!
Yes
But it keeps happening!
Yes you are
T_T im not going insain...
*hides voodoo doll under bed* weird..
what was that?
on nothing an old Barbie
lemme see!
No
*reaches down to get it*
*smacks her hand*
*gets it anyway* this isnt a barbie....
*TACKLES HER AND TAKES IT BACK*
o.o
mine!
jeez, if you love dolls so much, you should've just told me not to take it
yeah-will do next time
*rolls eyes* well you cant do that. i want to see it! *trys to get it back*
no *bites her*
O.O AHHHHHH!!!! rin, dont DO that! you could turn me into a saichi for all i know....*mummbled*
Nar *rolls eyes*
come on!!!! lemme see the doll!!!!! *whines*
no *smacks her on the head with a stick*
*takes doll and runs into the other room* HAHA!
!
*locks door*
*runs after her and slams into door*
*looks at doll* what the? it has pins in it.... *pulls one out and sitcks it back in. sharp pain in side* ow! O.O
ROSIE!!! *BANGING ON DOOR*
riiiiiiin..... what is this.....?
a doll
what KIND of doll?
it is of no importance to you!
*takes pin out again. stabs it in something else. stabs it in the doll's arm. pain in arm. eye twitchs*
*hacks into door with axe. walks in through the door*
*quickly takes all the pins out* YOUR NOT GETTING THIS BACK!
*glares*
*glares*
*does the choke thing so she falls and takes doll as she falls
NO!
*runs downstairs*
Why the HELL do you have a voodoo doll of me?!
*sticks doll in microwave*
*runs after her, sees microwave* O.O
*has it set*
NO!
ILL DO IT! YES!
NO!!!!
*hits start*
*starts feeling warmer* o.o rin....
*grins*
*tackles, getting in front of the microwave*
*kicks her*
*burning hot now*
*chokes her against wall*
>.< EH! *pulls weakly at hands*
*micro wave beeps*
*looks at it, then back at rin* your food's up....
... food *lets her go*
*flops on ground*
*takes doll out*
*gets up slowly* GIMME THAT.
*grabs a knife*
O.O
take it from me ... and die
.... *backs up*
*backs out of room
*follows at a distance*
*stabs wall with knife and runs up stares*
*runs up stairs after* RINN!!!! GIMME THE DOLL!
*trips on stares* oh my god. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THE STARES
*runs towards her and grabs dolls*
THERE TRYING TO KILL ME
*runs away* I GOT IT!!!!
*continues yelling at stares*
(now how do i get rid of this thing?? i cant exaclty burn it or rip it to shreds) *shudders*
*appers behind her*
o.o
you cant get rid of it. without killing yourself
FINE I'LL KEEP IT! *hugs it*
........*atemps to steal it
NO! *has to tight of a hug on it*
*riping at head*
o.o *lets go*
*runs up srares with it
*runs after her* EHHHH!!!!!
*sits on it*
*harder to breath. gasping for breath. attempts to push her off*
*gets off and takes doll*
gimme the doll!!!!!
*opens closet* oh, hitoshiii i got you a new chew toy
o.o uh. No. NO!!!
*takes it*
hitoshiii.....i really need that doll back.... heh heh
*growels*
o.o ehhhhh!!! *hides in emo corner* im gonna die.....im gonna die....im gonna die.... *repeats*
*starts nawing on its arm*
AH!!!! im gonna die!! im gonna die! *repeats more franticly*
ok can i have it back now
sad *tosses it back to her growling at rosie and attempts to come ot of closet*
o.o *backs up into corner*
*shuts door on hitoshi* fine I’ve had my fun *tosses doll to her*
yes! *takes doll and runs downstairs* now no one can hurt me with this.....*puts doll in a safe and locks it*
*rolls eyes*
*bangs on door*
GET THE DOOR!
LET ME IN #$@$
NOT BY THE HAIRS ON OUR CHINY CHIN CHINS
*making absolutely sure no one can get in the safe*
>_< riiiiin
uh, rin. we're girls
shhhh
we dont grow beards
SHHH
*rolls eyes*
*throws knife that was in the wall at her*
o.o *dodges
I KNOW YOU HAVE A CREEPY VOODOO DOLL OF ME AND SASUKE! GIVE THEM UP!
*opens door*
(not only you)
she had one of me to
nah! dont let him in
join me!!! *creepy voise*
*runs over and trys to shut door*
. . .
*glares her down*
*taps safe with wand*
O.O! NO!
*it opens and she takes out the voodoo doll*
danm.
*squeezes it*
*cant breath* o.o
^-^ *walks up stares* NOW WHOS GLAREING *stop squeezing at top of stares*
*gasps for breath* she has one of me too....i almost got it...
OW *graps shoulder* this sucks
at least she didnt put you in the microwave
o.o?
yeah..... umm
....
lets go get those dolls...
*pulls out katana. stabs microwave till its dead*
....nice
she’s NOT going to do that to me
she has one in her room. for making popcorn
sad
better kill that one too
o.o *flops over*
?
*holding eyes*
itachi?
Aaaaggghhhhh
what is it? whats she doing to you?
Gaaaahh
. . .
*takes hands off eyes and 2 buttons are there instead*
O.O *runs to mirror. eyes are the same* (oh thank god...)
*starts cracking up. takes buttons off eyes*
. . . . i hate you
ur stoopid. i know
thanks for giving her the idea
np *looks at katana, looks at rosie*
o.0 what?
n-nothing
????
*puts katana away
what?
........ -/_\- nothing
seriously, what is it? agh, nvm. im never going to get an answer from you... *starts heading up the stairs*
*fallows her*
*sitting on my bed sewing happily
*bursts into room* RIN! GIVE UP BACK THE DOLLS!
...........no
YES!
*siting in room groweling*
would you like to consult it with hitoshi?
*glares at hitoshi*
*stands up*
*looks back to rin* just give us the dolls!
*3 times her size*
o.o give.....me back....the dolls? *looking at hitoshi*
*glareing down a her*
... *hugs all the akatsuki dolls*
*still looking at hitoshi, but taking to rinny* we...need the....dolls back....
*opens mouth and snaps at her*
*runs out of room*
*sitting cross-legged on bed* ok back to the closet
*shrinks to normal size and goes into closet
that was close....
you lack a mind
you lack your doll. YOU try going up ageinst hitoshi!
*hold up his doll* no i don’t
O.O howd you get it???
*snaching it from rin wile she was sewing and you where being smart....
. . . . *glares* fine
bye
NO! you cant leave me!
*dissapers*
eh! (damn) *sneaks into room*
*ROLLING AROUND ON CARPET*
goes commando. grabs first doll i could reach*
.... why did you take my karin doll?
O.O *runs out of the room, still with karin doll*
............ riin sick um please
*looks at doll* (damn, its not me)
*walks out of library and over to rosie. steals doll*
....
*walks back into her room*
.... (so that didn’t work....... damn, itachi. all i need is a diversion. hmm.........got it!)
*chewing on rug*
*goes downstairs. gets phone, calls the akatsuki lair*
*picks up* :hello?:
:hey, is tobi there? i need his help:
:no....well yes but hes kinda taped to a chair:
:damn.:whys he taped to a chiar in the first place?:
:dei:
:ah. well, is itachi back? he WAS going to help me, but he ditched:
:he is but he wont come out of his room....he said something about fighting fire with fire?:
:oh, jeez. you dont have a sewing machine or anything like that over there do you?:
:sasori’s old one:
:well, i know what he's doing….and.....its not a bad idea ^ ^:
:....ok:
:tell him i said thanks!:
*hangs up:
*serches until finds a sewing machine* (heheheheh) *gets drapes off the windows. makes a doll, doesnt stuff it all the way. goes into bathroom*
*brushing hair*
can i use your hairbrush for a sec?
no. u have ur own
i...cant find it
*gives her hers*
oh.....>.> you found it....
yup
*breaks it in half* its broken
.......................................................to bad
please?
*walks off with hair brush*
fine....(!) *finds a recently worn sweatshirt of rin's. looks in the hood for hair. gets it and stuffs it in the doll* heheheheh *gets a pin and stabs the doll in the leg*
*no screaming*
*stabs it in the side*
*nope*
*eye twitches* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS THING? *stomps back upstairs and barges into room* GIMME THE DAMN DOLL! *goes up, takes it, and leaves* (finnally!)
...
*grabs shovel, and goes outside*
no
*finds a place in the forest. starts digging. diggs deeper*
whats that?
nothing. a hole. *keeps digging*
rin is obviously cyan.
roshi (who is rosie again in this) is red.
itachi is purple.
hitoshi (rin's fox) is maroon.
gray is a random fox.
and purple is also riin, another of her foxes, but she only appears for a bit :P
oh, and blue is konan.
i know theres not supposed to be any coraline stuff, but theres just one refrence in it. and a saichi camping one XD and yet another accusation of roshi being insane. it took awhile before she convinced rin that she was perfectly sane.
diolouge
*action*
(thought)
:phone conversation:
and yes, it does leave off suddenly at the end. sorry.
~~~~~~
Ow. Weird.....
?
rin, i could've sworn someone poked me with a pin, but no one's THERE!
it wasn’t me. You’re going insane. Just get over it
No, I’m NOT!
Yes
But it keeps happening!
Yes you are
T_T im not going insain...
*hides voodoo doll under bed* weird..
what was that?
on nothing an old Barbie
lemme see!
No
*reaches down to get it*
*smacks her hand*
*gets it anyway* this isnt a barbie....
*TACKLES HER AND TAKES IT BACK*
o.o
mine!
jeez, if you love dolls so much, you should've just told me not to take it
yeah-will do next time
*rolls eyes* well you cant do that. i want to see it! *trys to get it back*
no *bites her*
O.O AHHHHHH!!!! rin, dont DO that! you could turn me into a saichi for all i know....*mummbled*
Nar *rolls eyes*
come on!!!! lemme see the doll!!!!! *whines*
no *smacks her on the head with a stick*
*takes doll and runs into the other room* HAHA!
!
*locks door*
*runs after her and slams into door*
*looks at doll* what the? it has pins in it.... *pulls one out and sitcks it back in. sharp pain in side* ow! O.O
ROSIE!!! *BANGING ON DOOR*
riiiiiiin..... what is this.....?
a doll
what KIND of doll?
it is of no importance to you!
*takes pin out again. stabs it in something else. stabs it in the doll's arm. pain in arm. eye twitchs*
*hacks into door with axe. walks in through the door*
*quickly takes all the pins out* YOUR NOT GETTING THIS BACK!
*glares*
*glares*
*does the choke thing so she falls and takes doll as she falls
NO!
*runs downstairs*
Why the HELL do you have a voodoo doll of me?!
*sticks doll in microwave*
*runs after her, sees microwave* O.O
*has it set*
NO!
ILL DO IT! YES!
NO!!!!
*hits start*
*starts feeling warmer* o.o rin....
*grins*
*tackles, getting in front of the microwave*
*kicks her*
*burning hot now*
*chokes her against wall*
>.< EH! *pulls weakly at hands*
*micro wave beeps*
*looks at it, then back at rin* your food's up....
... food *lets her go*
*flops on ground*
*takes doll out*
*gets up slowly* GIMME THAT.
*grabs a knife*
O.O
take it from me ... and die
.... *backs up*
*backs out of room
*follows at a distance*
*stabs wall with knife and runs up stares*
*runs up stairs after* RINN!!!! GIMME THE DOLL!
*trips on stares* oh my god. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THE STARES
*runs towards her and grabs dolls*
THERE TRYING TO KILL ME
*runs away* I GOT IT!!!!
*continues yelling at stares*
(now how do i get rid of this thing?? i cant exaclty burn it or rip it to shreds) *shudders*
*appers behind her*
o.o
you cant get rid of it. without killing yourself
FINE I'LL KEEP IT! *hugs it*
........*atemps to steal it
NO! *has to tight of a hug on it*
*riping at head*
o.o *lets go*
*runs up srares with it
*runs after her* EHHHH!!!!!
*sits on it*
*harder to breath. gasping for breath. attempts to push her off*
*gets off and takes doll*
gimme the doll!!!!!
*opens closet* oh, hitoshiii i got you a new chew toy
o.o uh. No. NO!!!
*takes it*
hitoshiii.....i really need that doll back.... heh heh
*growels*
o.o ehhhhh!!! *hides in emo corner* im gonna die.....im gonna die....im gonna die.... *repeats*
*starts nawing on its arm*
AH!!!! im gonna die!! im gonna die! *repeats more franticly*
ok can i have it back now
sad *tosses it back to her growling at rosie and attempts to come ot of closet*
o.o *backs up into corner*
*shuts door on hitoshi* fine I’ve had my fun *tosses doll to her*
yes! *takes doll and runs downstairs* now no one can hurt me with this.....*puts doll in a safe and locks it*
*rolls eyes*
*bangs on door*
GET THE DOOR!
LET ME IN #$@$
NOT BY THE HAIRS ON OUR CHINY CHIN CHINS
*making absolutely sure no one can get in the safe*
>_< riiiiin
uh, rin. we're girls
shhhh
we dont grow beards
SHHH
*rolls eyes*
*throws knife that was in the wall at her*
o.o *dodges
I KNOW YOU HAVE A CREEPY VOODOO DOLL OF ME AND SASUKE! GIVE THEM UP!
*opens door*
(not only you)
she had one of me to
nah! dont let him in
join me!!! *creepy voise*
*runs over and trys to shut door*
. . .
*glares her down*
*taps safe with wand*
O.O! NO!
*it opens and she takes out the voodoo doll*
danm.
*squeezes it*
*cant breath* o.o
^-^ *walks up stares* NOW WHOS GLAREING *stop squeezing at top of stares*
*gasps for breath* she has one of me too....i almost got it...
OW *graps shoulder* this sucks
at least she didnt put you in the microwave
o.o?
yeah..... umm
....
lets go get those dolls...
*pulls out katana. stabs microwave till its dead*
....nice
she’s NOT going to do that to me
she has one in her room. for making popcorn
sad
better kill that one too
o.o *flops over*
?
*holding eyes*
itachi?
Aaaaggghhhhh
what is it? whats she doing to you?
Gaaaahh
. . .
*takes hands off eyes and 2 buttons are there instead*
O.O *runs to mirror. eyes are the same* (oh thank god...)
*starts cracking up. takes buttons off eyes*
. . . . i hate you
ur stoopid. i know
thanks for giving her the idea
np *looks at katana, looks at rosie*
o.0 what?
n-nothing
????
*puts katana away
what?
........ -/_\- nothing
seriously, what is it? agh, nvm. im never going to get an answer from you... *starts heading up the stairs*
*fallows her*
*sitting on my bed sewing happily
*bursts into room* RIN! GIVE UP BACK THE DOLLS!
...........no
YES!
*siting in room groweling*
would you like to consult it with hitoshi?
*glares at hitoshi*
*stands up*
*looks back to rin* just give us the dolls!
*3 times her size*
o.o give.....me back....the dolls? *looking at hitoshi*
*glareing down a her*
... *hugs all the akatsuki dolls*
*still looking at hitoshi, but taking to rinny* we...need the....dolls back....
*opens mouth and snaps at her*
*runs out of room*
*sitting cross-legged on bed* ok back to the closet
*shrinks to normal size and goes into closet
that was close....
you lack a mind
you lack your doll. YOU try going up ageinst hitoshi!
*hold up his doll* no i don’t
O.O howd you get it???
*snaching it from rin wile she was sewing and you where being smart....
. . . . *glares* fine
bye
NO! you cant leave me!
*dissapers*
eh! (damn) *sneaks into room*
*ROLLING AROUND ON CARPET*
goes commando. grabs first doll i could reach*
.... why did you take my karin doll?
O.O *runs out of the room, still with karin doll*
............ riin sick um please
*looks at doll* (damn, its not me)
*walks out of library and over to rosie. steals doll*
....
*walks back into her room*
.... (so that didn’t work....... damn, itachi. all i need is a diversion. hmm.........got it!)
*chewing on rug*
*goes downstairs. gets phone, calls the akatsuki lair*
*picks up* :hello?:
:hey, is tobi there? i need his help:
:no....well yes but hes kinda taped to a chair:
:damn.:whys he taped to a chiar in the first place?:
:dei:
:ah. well, is itachi back? he WAS going to help me, but he ditched:
:he is but he wont come out of his room....he said something about fighting fire with fire?:
:oh, jeez. you dont have a sewing machine or anything like that over there do you?:
:sasori’s old one:
:well, i know what he's doing….and.....its not a bad idea ^ ^:
:....ok:
:tell him i said thanks!:
*hangs up:
*serches until finds a sewing machine* (heheheheh) *gets drapes off the windows. makes a doll, doesnt stuff it all the way. goes into bathroom*
*brushing hair*
can i use your hairbrush for a sec?
no. u have ur own
i...cant find it
*gives her hers*
oh.....>.> you found it....
yup
*breaks it in half* its broken
.......................................................to bad
please?
*walks off with hair brush*
fine....(!) *finds a recently worn sweatshirt of rin's. looks in the hood for hair. gets it and stuffs it in the doll* heheheheh *gets a pin and stabs the doll in the leg*
*no screaming*
*stabs it in the side*
*nope*
*eye twitches* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS THING? *stomps back upstairs and barges into room* GIMME THE DAMN DOLL! *goes up, takes it, and leaves* (finnally!)
...
*grabs shovel, and goes outside*
no
*finds a place in the forest. starts digging. diggs deeper*
whats that?
nothing. a hole. *keeps digging*