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Post by Roshi on Dec 12, 2008 11:39:43 GMT -8
Pein sighed as he got stuck on yet ANOTHER word on his crossword. Even though he couldn't figure out the solution to the puzzle, he liked these days, when everyone was out on a mission and he could just sit and not be disturbed. Yep, these were good da---
"LEADER SENPAI!" The door burst open, reveling Tobi carrying an unconscious Deidara. "Tobi's back! Yaknow, thatmissionwasreallyhard, and Deisempialmostblewhimselfup, whenhewasreallytryingtoblowupTOBI, andnowhesprettymuchdead, butitsOKcuzwe'rebackandTobi'sreallyhappytobeback!" Tobi talked all at once, Pein could barely understand him.
'Damn,' Pein thought. 'They're coming back already? What happened to my peace and quiet?' "Wait," Pein said, getting back to the point. "What happened to Deidara?"
"Oh," Tobi explained, "He tried to blow Tobi up when Tobi made a joke that TOBI thought was funny, but I guess Dei senpai didn't..."
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Post by Meagen♥ on Dec 12, 2008 18:10:52 GMT -8
Deidara picked that moment to wake up from unconsciousness. He growled at the sudden light to his eyes, different from the dark area where his mission took place. "What the hell, uh?" he mumbled, rubbing his head. His eyes cleared up enough for him to see the orange and black mask of Tobi...
"TOBI!!!" Deidara screamed, ready to tear the boy's head off. He stood up and laughed a little, and pointed a finger in Tobi's face. "You're gonna die, uh!" He reached into his clay pouch and felt the clay. *Only a few seconds for a bomb to be build. And then Tobi will die! Muhahaha!* Deidara thought. Then he paused for a second and noticed where he was.
OOC: Ok, sorry if that was Out of Character. I havent seen Shippuden yet, only the English manga so I don't know him all that well. Hehe.
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Post by Roshi on Dec 12, 2008 19:04:30 GMT -8
~lol, its fine. just go with it! XD its crackless crack, remember? btw, i make him homasidal too ^ ^
"Wait, how did we get back her, un?" Deidara asked, looking around. He saw his annoying partner, probably grinning ear to ear behind that mask of his, and he saw the leader of the Akatsuki glaring at him to not blow up the headquarters
"Don't you even think about it." Pein commanded. "If you wana blow up Tobi, take it outside."
"BUT TOBI DOESN'T WANT TO BE BLOWN UP!" Tobi shouted, and ran down the hall into his room.
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Post by Meagen♥ on Dec 12, 2008 21:59:51 GMT -8
"Outside, uh?" Deidara mused aloud, rubbing his chin in a evil way. He turned to where Tobi ran off to. "Oh Tobi! Want to play outside, uh? Maybe hide-and-go-BOOM!" he continued, knocking his fist on Tobi's door.
"I know you're in there!" Deidara said, laughing manically. *Maybe I shouldn't have had that bag of Jolly Ranchers this morning.* he thought. *Oh well, at least Tobi will go BOOM! Muhahahahah!*
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Post by Roshi on Dec 13, 2008 10:00:21 GMT -8
~jolly ranchers?? XD
"TOBI'S NOT HERE!" Tobi shouted from underneath his covers, "Tobi doesn't want to play hide-and-go-boom! Tobi's sorry for saying Dei senpai looked like a girl!!!"
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Post by Meagen♥ on Dec 14, 2008 9:46:41 GMT -8
OOC: Yes, jolly ranchers. Me and my friend always wondered what Akasuki did with their time and we thought that they spent it watching TV and eating sweets. Lol.
Deidara got a stress mark and growled. "Yes, you do what to come out there, uh!!" he rammed the door with his shoulder a few times then stopped. He had an idea. He tiptoed away from the door, opened the door across the hall silently, and hid behind it. There was a tiny crack left where he would look through to look when Tobi would come out.
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Post by Roshi on Dec 14, 2008 17:54:58 GMT -8
~lolol k. i always thought it depended who. Ex: itachi paints his nails and looks at bad magazines, dei likes to try to blow up tobi, pein likes crossword puzzles, ect. ^ ^ i always imagined them with a crappy tv, anyway XD
Tobi didn't hear the banging on the door anymore. He wondered if Dei senpai was still there. Creaping closer to the door, he listened for Dei. No sign of him. Tobi cracked the door open a bit, and peered out. "Dei senpai? Are you still mad at Tobi?" Still no sign of him. Tobi walked out a couple more pases, looking for Deidara.
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Post by Rinyrinri on Dec 14, 2008 21:00:32 GMT -8
zetsu opened the black door next to Tobi's with a creak, staring at him. he turned the tobi and grinned showing his sharp teeth. "lollipop" he said licking his lips.
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Post by Meagen♥ on Dec 15, 2008 16:25:08 GMT -8
Deidara smiled when Tobi walked. He was slightly confused by Zetsu but the guy was weird. With a battlecry, Deidara ran out from where he was hiding and tackled Tobi, a bomb in his hand. *Muhahahahaha! I got him now, uh!* he thought, smirking in a crazy sort of way.
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Post by Roshi on Dec 15, 2008 17:51:54 GMT -8
Tobi screamed and tryed to get up. He was SURELY going to die now! Either by being blown up, or being eaten, but no matter how hard he tryed to shove Dei senpai off, he wasn't strong enough. "Let Tobi go! Tobi's sorry! Tobi doesn't want to die!!"
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Post by Meagen♥ on Dec 15, 2008 19:18:40 GMT -8
~I am dying of laughter. XD Lololololol
Deidara smirked as he placed the sticky bomb on Tobi's face. "BOOM! Hahaha!" The bomb would go off in a minute or so. Deidara was so happy. He would finally get rid of the annoying little orange called Tobi!!
Itachi heard noise coming from outside in the hallway and sighed. He put down his magazine and opened his door, wondering who was being so annoying. He felt his eye twitch at the sight. Deidara was sitting on top of Tobi, a bomb in his hand, Tobi was screaming, and Zetsu was saying Lollipop over and over. Itachi sighed and closed his door.
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Post by Roshi on Dec 15, 2008 19:59:17 GMT -8
~lol magazines >.>
Pein looked over at his members, shocked, confused, and VERY angry. 'How the hell are they all here?? I sent them out on missions! They're ruining my alone time!'
~>.>
Tobi tried to get the bomb off of his mask. "DEI SENPAI!! GET IT OFF!! TOBI DOESN'T WANT TO DIE!!"
Just then, Pein appeared behind Zetsu. No one had herd him coming. The light seemed to avoid his face. All you could see was two pairs of grey eyes, glareing at the dog pile. Pein's hand shot through the plant-like shell stright to Zetsu's neck, where he squeezed a sertian point, making him fall uncontious. Then, he grabbed Tobi's collar and dragged him out from under Deidara.
"THANK YOU LEADER SAMA!" Tobi exclaimed. [
Pein ignored him and dragged him to the front door, and just before the clay exploded, he took off Tobi's mask and-----
*O.O SENSORED!* MORTALS LIKE US MUST NOT SEE LEADER LORD TOBI SAMA'S FACE!
(lol pein, you've been replaced XD)
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Post by Meagen♥ on Dec 15, 2008 21:34:33 GMT -8
Deidara growled under his voice as he watched Pein Sama drag Tobi away. *Crap. And here I thought he was finaly going to die...* he thought, standing up. He didn't cast a side glance at Zetsu, unconcious on the ground, and just walked to the TV, bag of chips magicial in his hands.
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Post by Roshi on Dec 15, 2008 22:01:01 GMT -8
"I didn't hear a boom?" Itachi said as he came out of his room again. Yes, they were annoying, but if Deidara had blown them all up, that'd mean that they'd be dead. He wanted to see why he didn't hear the explosion he knew was going to happen. He looked over at Deidara watching TV, to Zetsu on the floor, to the steaming Pein walking back inside, and, finally, to Tobi. Itachi didn't recognize him at first, but then when Tobi shouted "TOBI'S MASK!! NO!!", Itachi realized the boyish figure standing at the doorway was non other than the most idiotic memeber of what was supposed to be an evil orginazation. Itachi definitly thought that they had lowered they're standereds since he had to join.
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Post by Meagen♥ on Dec 17, 2008 6:44:51 GMT -8
Deidara saw Itachi peek his head out of his room, most likely looking for the explosion that was supposed to happen. Probably wondering why he had hid his precious magazines from a nonexsitant boom.
Deidara also Tobi's face. He raised an eyebrow but looked away. An evil thought sprung to mind. Its name? Blackmail.
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