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Post by Roshi on Sept 19, 2009 13:40:27 GMT -8
scream "IT HAS CHICKEN LEGS!" and then watch as all the people at my table look at me like im insane.
you come home and your speaker only plays every other word of any song you play...
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theconnorcon
Human
If you can't have fun then get the fuck outa my way!!!!
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Post by theconnorcon on Sept 19, 2009 22:06:55 GMT -8
punch and stomp the speaker till it gives up and works like a normal little speaker
Someone yell CATCH
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Post by Roshi on Sept 21, 2009 9:45:14 GMT -8
catch it.
you look in your fridge and find a girraffe. what do you do with the elephant?
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Post by Rinyrinri on Oct 1, 2009 21:27:39 GMT -8
(are you playing an escape game?)
I EAT it! no i dunno
your cat hates stuffing but is sitting on all of it.
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theconnorcon
Human
If you can't have fun then get the fuck outa my way!!!!
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Post by theconnorcon on Oct 4, 2009 7:45:57 GMT -8
thanksgiving DINNER IS RUINED. or MY GAWID MY NEW CHAIR and either way it ends with me punting a cat...
your playing soccer and the ref calls a foul on you so you walk over to argue the call and the ref socks yah one in the solar plexus
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Post by Rinyrinri on Aug 30, 2010 18:13:13 GMT -8
I fall over in pain and wonder why in the world he did that in childrens soccer (because thats the last time i played soccer)
Somebody comes over to your house through the phone.
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Post by Meagen♥ on Aug 30, 2010 19:18:00 GMT -8
Say, "Oh hai there. Want some cake?" xD
You wake up one day only to find that you've been in a coma for five years.
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Post by Rinyrinri on Aug 30, 2010 20:40:01 GMT -8
Say "God I had the weirdest dream"
The Queen of england walks up to you and gives you a hug and offers you tea and crumpets
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Post by Meagen♥ on Aug 30, 2010 21:10:57 GMT -8
Point her to the nearest TV camera and get her to announce that she lost the game! The guy you're dating comes up to you, shows you fangs, and reveals that he's a vampire.
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Post by Rinyrinri on Aug 30, 2010 21:26:25 GMT -8
Punch him in the face and tell him to get lost I don't date immortals Your a vampire who just reviled them self to there partner and you just got punched in the face.
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Post by sumeshi on Sept 22, 2010 21:29:16 GMT -8
punch them in the face, say "you did it first" and then go buy them a sammich to discuss things over.
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